Ahmnodt Heare was released from the hospital this morning after suffering a concussion and a back bruise yesterday in a store. He will be home resting today and will be ready for his radio show tonight at 11:00PM EDT.
Tonight’s Show: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare/2008/03/31/Ahmnodt-Heare-for-BTR-Listeners
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Presidential candidate Ahmnodt Heare is in a local hospital following injuries sustained while trying to grab a “Hello Kitty” stuffed doll from the top shelf in a local store. Although the extent of the injuries are known, it is believed to involve the head and the back. More information will be given when we receive it.
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I will have an hour-long show this Sunday evening. I will discuss current events and my campaign. I will also take calls from listeners ((347) 945-7487) and answer questions about my platform, campaign, or anything else that listeners want to hear.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare
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