I hereby am giving notice to Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and Barack Obama that they should drop out of the race. I will win whether they drop out or not. They should drop out now so they can save their faces while they still can.
The polls that include me as a candidate all show me winning with over 70% of the vote. Polls that don’t include me are showing 20% “undecided”. I believe most of the “undecided” voters are my supporters who weren’t allowed too choose “Ahmnodt Heare” as an option.
It would be wise for the others to leave the race while they can salvage their political careers. Losing to an “unknown” write-in candidate could wreck their political futures.












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Hey, I kinda like your idea.
I have another solution,
If Obama is the candidate of change and McCain is the candidate of compromise then I have an idea of what they can do to heal America. If they really want to bridge the gap between the races and extend an olive branch to the parties then they need to make more of an effort to make me feel like they really mean it.
Of course I have a post about this “why can’t we all just get along” idea. I would appreciate your comments on my new plan for the Republic.
Let me know what you think of my new plan to save America at:
http://riggword.wordpress.com/
Thanks for your time
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