Barack Obama has Jeremiah Wright. John McCain has John Hagee. I am looking for a religious endorsement. But I don’t want just any religious endorsement. I would really like the endorsement of Father Guido Sarducci.

Father Sarducci has a unique way of communicating with the masses. I will not just be looking for an endorsement from him, I will seek his advice and spiritual guidance.

If you know Father Guido Sarducci, please tell him about my blog and ask him if he would endorse me.