If I become president, I would invest heavily in Frito-Lay. That is because if I win, I would sign an executive order legalizing marijuana. I would also pardon people whose only crime was carrying pot.
By making marijuana legal, people would get the munchies. Doritos will fly off the shelf, causing Frito-Lay to increase production. All of a sudden, Frito-Lay will be a good investment.
CNN chose not to post a comment I wrote on the blog above. All I said was that America needs to look beyond Red and Blue and unite behind a leader and that I would be that leader. While support for Ahmnodt Heare is banned on CNN, they allowed this reply from an Obama supporter:
YES WE CAN May 6th, 2008 6:53 pm ET
YES we can go obama go obama go obama haha i will vote for john McCain in november and i know McCain vs Obama will be an easy win for McCain so i will be saying YES WE CAN until november !
I was campaigning in my town today as North Carolina is having its primary. I am ready to head out and drive home when a State Trooper tells me to pull over. Next thing I know, a bus called the “Straight Talk Express” comes pulling up and stops in front of a Starbucks.
People came out of the bus, but John McCain stays in. The people head into the Starbucks and McCain stayed in the bus. A while later, they come out with 20 lattes and head off. One would have thought on a day of an election, the candidate would go out and meet the people and have them vote for him or her. I guess Senator McCain is above meeting the people.
I can see why John McCain wants public financing for his campaign now. Starbucks’s lattes are not cheap.
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