Obama Supporters – There are Mushrooms in Your Kool-Aid

I don’t see the change that Barack Obama is going to make.  I don’t see how he will get us out of Iraq by 2013, let alone 2009.  I don’t see how he is going to raise revenue to cover for all the spending he is proposing without adversely affecting the economy.  I don’t see how his health care plan is going to change things.  I don’t see how he is going to create jobs.

I’ll be here enjoying my coffee  while you’re gulping the Kool-Aid with the hallucinogenic mushrooms.  Enjoy your primary victory.  And remember what I said.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Write-In Candidate for President

A Message for Democrat Party Delegates and Superdelegates

The Primary season concludes tonight.  Whether you are an Obama delegate, a Clinton delegate, an uncommitted delegate, or a John Edwards delegate or a superdelegate for any of the fore mentioned, I have good news for you.  You are not legally bound to your candidate.

Sometime between now and the Democratic convention in August, I want you to think about nominating Ahmnodt Heare as your candidate.  I can unite the party because I am neither Barack Obama nor am I Hillary Clinton.  A vote for me is a vote for somebody who is not an enemy with either campaign.  I am not overly friendly with either candidate either.

It’s been a LONG primary season.  Just relax for a while and think about my proposal.  I think it’s a win-win for all involved.