Raiders Coaching Job

Al Davis fired Lane Kiffin after a disappointing 1-3 start.  I am here to imform Al Davis that I am available for the coaching vacancy.  I bring an unique vision to everything I do and coaching would be no different. 

I would institute the “Flying Wishbone” – a wishbone formation in which any back can throw the ball.  Another addition would be the “Dollar Package” on defense.  The dollar package is a nose guard and 10 defensive backs.  This is ideal in a “prevent defense” situation, but I would also use it in goalline situations.

If anybody sees or talks to Al Davis, please tell him I am interested in the head coaching job.

Saving the Hamptons (My Newest Endevour)

The Dow lost 777 points and over $1 trillion yesterday.  Many of those dollars came from people who call the Hamptons home and by people who party there on the weekends.  The latest Wall Street fall has affected the entire community.

Six year old Clarissa Hartinger has not had a violin lesson in almost two weeks.  The Bentley’s can only stay in Paris for two weeks instead of the month they normally stay.  And the Carlington’s will have to wait to get their seventh bathroom installed.  I am starting a can collection drive to help these people in crisis.

If you want to start a can collecting campaign in your area, you can reach me from the Contact tab on this website.  Together, we can save the Hamptons.

Tina Fey to Lampoon Heare

Saturday Night Live’s Tina Fey is rumored to be playing the role of Ahmnodt Heare in future episodes of Saturday Night Live.  The actress, who claims not to look like Ahmnodt Heare, said that she needed to portray a character with some intellegence.  Previous political candidates Ms. Fey lampooned included Sarah Palin and Tina Fey.

NBC has not said when or if this will happen.

What Brought You Here and Where You Went

I am interested in what brings people to my blog.  Below is some of the activity that took place yesterday (9/27/08).  If there is any aspect of my campaign you are interested in, please leave a comment and I will answer it as soon as I can. 

Referrers

 

People clicked links from these pages to get to your blog.

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Referrer	Views
wordpress.com/tag/debate	5
wordpress.com/tag/bailout	4
u4prez.com/CaucusCommentDetail.aspx?C…	2
u4prez.com/ViewCaucus.aspx?CaucusID=3…	1
WordPress Dashboard	1
u4prez.com/CaucusCommentDetail.aspx?C…	1
wordpress.com/tag/economy/2	1

Top Posts & Pages

These posts on your blog got the most traffic.

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Title	Views
Volunteers Wanted	7
How the Financial Crisis Will Affect How	3
Lessons of Iraq	3
My Take on the Bailout Plan	3
Mississippi Debate	3
LewRockwell.com Blog: John McCain Copies	2
Did God Create the World in Six Days?	2
CNN Political Ticker: All bias, all the	2
The Priorities I would Give Up to Save t	2
How I would Lead the US Out of the Finan	2

Search Engine Terms

These are terms people used to find your blog.

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Search	Views
money tattoo	3
russia	1
did god create the world	1
$700 billion bailout	1
canada tattoo	1
debate president	1
press secretary tim	1
tattoo man	1
debate for president in missippi	1
my plan to bailout	1

Thank You Readers!

I would like to thank all the readers who took the time to read my responses to the debate questions as as I was writing it.  I would further appreciate any comments you have on any of my positions and stances.  Thank you and please consider my presidency.

The Vice-President Debate

I have decided not to participate in the Vice-President debate.  I am not running for Vice-President.  People wouldn’t want me to lower my standards.

The Odds of Another 9/11 Happening

I think that September 11 will happen again.  Like in other years, it is located between September 10 and September 12 in the 2009 calendar.