There has been a dramatic increase of dead voters registering to vote. I have to thank the persistance of my supporters in getting the dead vote out. One reason why I am not doing well in polls is because the pollsters are not asking the people in the demographics I have been targeting – the deceased and the Europeans.
I will head to Europe for a few days next week and help Europeans elect me as the next leader of the free world. Their banking crisis has been as bad as it has been here. I will lay out my banking policy as soon as I come up with a policy.
