NOTE: Some are left blank. Be sure to check this page often as I fill my cabinet.
President: Ahmnodt Heare
Vice-President: Peasant Tim
Secretary of State: Oprah Winfrey
Chief of Staff: Olivia Wilder
Press Secretary: Tim Sharpe
Secretary of Commerce: Paris Hilton
Secretary of the Interior: Martha Stewart
Secretary of Energy: Matthew Lesko
Secretary of Defense: Mike Singletary
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Secretary of Education: George W. Bush
Secretary of the Treasury: Dennis Kozlowski
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Matthew Lesko will be the most energetic Energy Secretary ever — and the best dressed.
That’s why he would be my Energy secretary. I would hook him up to a generator and light up the entire Eastern seaboard.
Mr. Heare,
Thank you for advertising on my blog. I look forward to the check you said was in the mail.
Sincerely,
Press Secretary Tim Perino Sharpe
http://sirsatire.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/ahmnodt-heare-for-president-tv-ad/
P.S. Anyone who would like to include the ad on their blog can try by including either this:
[wpvideo Sr4vlTpQ]Or this:
…in a blog posting. I’m not sure which one will work inside of WordPress, but the second is supposed to work outside of WordPress.
Thank you for being here, Ahmnodt Heare!
Second part got cut off. Let’s try again (Don’t include quotes in blog posting):
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Okay, WordPress won’t allow me to post the second part. It gets eaten by the machine, apparently.
Follow the ad link in my first post above and click on upper-left corner of ad window, it should say “Embed”. Instructions will appear as to how you can include the ad on your blog.
It’s a conspiracy… WordPress doesn’t want me elected.
Energy Secretary…. Hmmmm
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