This year’s deficit will be at $430 billion. What are you going to cut back?

I would cut back troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.  20% of the troops will be used in the 9-5 War against Canada.  The money saved will be used for innovative ways to save money for the government.  I am willing to create the position of Coupon Czar.  The Coupon Czar will administer coupons and give then to agencies that spend money.

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    • sirsatire
    • Posted October 15, 2008 at 10:38 pm
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    If I were in the race, I would let the Federal Reserve Banks print food stamps. There would then be enough food stamps for everyone without government expense. And since the government would not be involved, conservative Republicans would support the newly-privatized food stamp program. I would also make it legal to use the food stamps in place of postage stamps when mailing letters. This will save the poor money, which they can then pump into future Wall Street bailouts to help save the middle class’ 401(k) plans.


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    [...] I actually support the proposal put forth by our independent opponent in this race, Ahmnodt Heare, who couldn’t be here tonight.  I will create a Coupon Czar.  The Coupon Czar will administer coupons and give then to agencies that spend [...]

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    [...] that the independent candidate came up with the idea first, and that the two major party candidates are just cutting and pasting Heare’s idea because they don’t have spending reduction plans of their [...]

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