The United States have historically fought wars for peace. It must be working because we have been doing it for years. It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.
Abstinence is important because those who abstain from sex are less likely to get pregnant, transmit sexually transmitted diseases, and wake up next to a person they do not know. Those who abstain from sex are also more likely to watch the news and be informed on the issues, including the “war for peace” approach.
I hope to have a list of places that will participate in the “Orgies for Abstinence” next week. If you support abstinence, then feel free to participate at an orgy near you.
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I’ve never been big on the whole abstinence thing but I am truly gung-ho on the orgy.
I would be glad to open my home for an Ahmnodt Heare fundraising orgy.
Thank you for your generosity, David. If you are still in the D.C. area, I would like to attend. I’ll bring my parents, too.
Though I don’t support this you may still get my vote in the long run
I don’t believe my hubby would allow me to join in this.
But think of the fundraising for your campaign from selling the tapes.
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