There seems to be a little bit of confusion over the “Orgies for Abstinence” events taking place on Election Night. I will like to clear up some of the confusion:
1) These are orgies. This is not to be confused with swingers’ parties or congressional hearings. You can keep the same partner if you want.
2) The main purpose for those participating in the orgies is to encourage abstinence. I will be stressing the importance of abstinence with every hottie I encounter during the event.
3) While it may be fun for the whole family, the law requires that all participants be 18 years or older. In other words, this is not an event sponsored by the Cinemafia.
I hope this clears the confusion and you will be able to attend. If you have any additional questions, feel free to leave your question or concern below.
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Misunderstandings happen to everyone. It happened with President Obama and those New Jersey school kids who sang a song of worship about him.
Frankly, people who fail to understand that there would be orgies featured prominently at an “Orgies for Abstinence” gathering are not people that you want as core supporters of your campaign.
Sure, they are welcome to vote for you – even idiots need a candidate for whom they can vote.