Many people are baffled as to why President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. We are still in Afghanistan and in Iraq. We are threatening war with Iran and to invade Pakistan. I am not baffled because I know the hidden meaning.
This is the meaning: It is the Nobel Prize committee’s way to promote “Orgies for Abstinence.” They don’t currently have an award for Abstinence (or for Orgies), but they are showing their concept of Orgies for Abstinence by giving their Peace Prize to somebody who has headed two wars since he became President and may get our troops into more skirmishes.
I did not think I had a chance to win a Nobel Peace Prize based on my position with Canada. My war would have been smaller than the wars we are in now. It seems you don’t have to promote peace to win a Peace Prize. Feel free to nominate me for the next Nobel Peace Prize.
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I nominated you for this year’s prize but those Norwegian fools failed to recognize your genius and potential for world domination.
Hmm…uh oh…that world domination thing might be the reason they ignored my nomination form.
Reminds me of “I can see Russia from my house.” Maybe that experience deserves a Nobel prize too?
David, I don’t want to dominate the whole world, just the free world.
Fed Farmer, it takes a bit more than seeing Russia. One also has to be able to intercept rocks being thrown by the Russians.