Ahmnodt Heare picked up an endorsement yesterday from the Northern American Swimming Team - Youngstown (NASTY) yesterday. In a statement released to the press release, NASTY president Ima Hoare said that Ahmnodt Heare was the only candidate that understood the economics of maintaining a swimming team -” Renting a pool, training in a gym, and buying the tightest swimwear for our young swimmers all take money. “
Mr. Heare was touched by Ms. Hoare’s endorsement.
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April 2, 2008
Dear Mr. Colbert,
I am a big fan of your show. I appreciate the good works you have done for our country and for spreading truthliness everywhere you go. I have a huge favor to ask you. I am in dire need of the “Colbert Bump!”
My campaign has hit a snag. I am not doing well in polls I do not personally conduct. I might be doing better if I was mentioned in the other polls. I am having a lot of fun campaigning, but I want to win, not just have fun.
If elected president, I promise not to hold any press conferences during your show. If America is in trouble, I will remind them to watch “The Colbert Report” to cheer them up until I give my press conference.
Thank you for taking the time for reading this letter. God bless Stephen Colbert and the United States of America!
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare
Candidate for President
Barack Obama has Jeremiah Wright. John McCain has John Hagee. I am looking for a religious endorsement. But I don’t want just any religious endorsement. I would really like the endorsement of Father Guido Sarducci.
Father Sarducci has a unique way of communicating with the masses. I will not just be looking for an endorsement from him, I will seek his advice and spiritual guidance.
If you know Father Guido Sarducci, please tell him about my blog and ask him if he would endorse me.
My blog is worth $4,516.32.
How much is your blog worth?
