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I didn’t do too much campaigning today.  I wanted to get some rest before my next campaign trip.  I leave at 6:00 AM for Louisville and take a connecting flight to Lexington.

I will be at the following locations tomorrow:
10:00 AM - First Baptist Church (1st and Main - Lexington, KY)
11:30 AM - First Baptist Church (2nd and Main - Lexington, KY)
1:30 PM - First Baptist Church (3rd and Main - Lexington, KY)
3:00 PM - First Baptist Church (4th and Main - Lexington, KY)
4:30 PM - First Baptist Church (5th and Main - Lexington, KY)

I will post the rest of my campaign schedule for the weekend when I get to the hotel tomorrow evening.

Election Center 2008: Primary Results for West Virginia - Elections & Politics news from CNN.com

Independent Write-In Candidate has claimed the 7% of the votes not cast to either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton.  This means that Heare will receive a delegate for the Democratic Primary.

THANK YOU WEST VIRGINIA!

Listen to the “Ahmnodt for President” radio show this Sunday evening (10PM Eastern/9 Central/7 Pacific) as Independent Write-In Candidate Ahmnodt Heare gives a comprehensive plan to revitalize the economy and to make the economy sound for years to come.

 

My campaign will be hitting the road with little time for rest.  I leave here Friday morning for Eugene, Or.  I will be giving a speech at the WOW Hall Friday at 7:00.  I leave Saturday at 6AM so I can be at Churchill Downs for an animal rights speech.  Included in that speech will be animals having the right to be part of my diet and a horses right to race.

Today is May 5.  This is the day that Mexicans all over the world celebrate mayonnaise.  Though I do not understand how mayonnaise became synonymous with drinking  tequila and Corona beer, mayonnaise is a very popular condiment.  It could be used on everything from salads to hamburgers.

May everybody have an enjoyable Cinco de Mayo and remember that too much mayonnaise will make you too much additional pounds.  Please eat responsibly.