I find this news to be very disturbing. I have been an Independent much longer than she has. I don’t like this party switching at all. If Hillary really wants to become President, she should do it as a Democrat. She can do it if she can find Obama’s love child between now and the Oregon primary.
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I don’t think I won the Pennsylvania Democratic Primary last night. But poll numbers were showing that I had 9% of the vote. Even if I didn’t end up with that much, I would at the very least have a couple of percentage points in the voting. It’s another sad day for Pennsylvania Democratic politics.
I have just found out that the person I had selected to be my running mate is not eligible to run for vice-president according to the Constitution. My original running mate, E.D. Yot is 1) a Canadian and 2) Under 35 years of age.
If you are an American at least 35 years of age and no criminal record and you would like to be my running mate, then please write in 200 words or less why you would like to be my vice-president in the Comments section below.
I will choose the best entries next Sunday. Those chosen will be invited to my radio show and state their cases to the public.
Soon after announcing that I was going to run for President of the United States, I decided to look for organizations to join to solidify my campaign. I saw something about the Emperors’ Club during a dogpile search. I thought to myself that being a president was like being an emperor, so I thought I should join.
I went to the website and saw a lot of hotties. Now I know why Presidents are heavily involved in foreign affairs! I sent an e-mail and told them who I was and asked about membership. They said that membership was charged by the hour and fees were from $1000 to $5000 per hour.
I never heard of a club that charged membership by an hour and the prices were kind of high, but emperors had that kind of money. I opted for the $5000 membership because I was going to be the equivalent of the Emperor of the United States.
The emperor I met that night was named Chloe. I asked her how long she had been an emperor and she chuckled. I inquired about what is normally done when two emperors meet and she laughed mysteriously. She soon told me that sex is usually involved.
”What if a bunch of emperors are together?” I asked.Chloe told me that I should have done more research on emperors and on the Emperors’ Club. She got up and left. I had spent $5000 for a ten-minute conversation. Was I ever screwed!
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I have tried to get involved in scandals without much success. I wrote racy love letters to Hillary Clinton when she was First Lady, but they were never answered, not even after the Monica Lewinsky scandal. I once switched tennis rackets on Pete Sampras during a tennis tournament, but I later found out that isn’t what “racketeering” means.
I am having a difficult time trying to get involved in a scandal that is racy enough to for the media to consider me as a serious candidate without getting myself arrested. It is hard enough to run a campaign as a free man without trying to run it behind bars. Running a country would be more difficult as a prisoner. I wouldn’t get that all-important 3:00Am call during a crisis.
Anybody with any ideas for a scandal I can get to please email me at ahmnodtheare-at-politician-dot-com.
