For those who are new to my campaign, I like various forms of art. I have blogged about the incredible work of Julian Beever in the past. I was reading today’s New York Post when I saw another incredible artist.
The artist’s name is Alyssa Monks. What makes this photo so amazing that it isn’t a photo, but a painting. Check out more of her works at http://alyssamonks.com/port.asp.
It occurred to me during last night’s Titans-Steelers game that I forgot to post my weekly NFL picks. I will pick games against the point spread. My picks are in bold. The three picks I feel most confident in picking will have an asterisk.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | At Atlanta | -4 | Miami |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | At Baltimore | -13 | Kansas City |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | Philadelphia | -2.5 | At Carolina* |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | At Cincinnati | -4 | Denver |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | Minnesota | -4 | At Cleveland* |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | At Houston | -4.5 | NY Jets |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | At Indianapolis | -7 | Jacksonville |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | At New Orleans | -13 | Detroit |
| 9/13 1:00 ET | Dallas | -6 | At Tampa Bay |
| 9/13 4:15 ET | At Arizona | -6.5 | San Francisco |
| 9/13 4:15 ET | At NY Giants | -6.5 | Washington |
| 9/13 4:15 ET | At Seattle | -8.5 | St. Louis |
| 9/13 8:20 ET | At Green Bay | -3.5 | Chicago |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 9/14 7:00 ET | At New England | -11 | Buffalo* |
| 9/14 10:15 ET | San Diego | -9.5 | At Oakland |
GO REDSKINS!
I was saddened to learn that Ginger, the Taco Bell chihuahua from the 1990s has passed away. She was 15. I learned of the news when my daughter Patricia came into my office crying. I hadn’t seen her cry like this since one of her classmates told her that one of the Jonas Brothers was adopted. (None of the brothers are adopted. Patricia has a mean classmate.)
I will be dining at Pizza Hut tonight. I am too distraught to go to Taco Bell. I will probably go to Taco Bell next week to pay my last respects.
The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign would like to wish America a happy 233rd birthday.
Emma 1999-2009
She was a wonderful dog and will be missed.
I am going to be with family and friends all day. My daughter Patricia will be here for a few days while she is on Spring Break. It will be the first time I have unsupervised visitation with her since she drank me under the table just before she turned 5 years old. There will be no alcohol for either of us this time. There will be a special Tea Party show on Wednesday at 10PM Eastern.
Happy Easter from the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign!
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Not Much Going On
Today is a slow day. There are no updates on “Orgies for Abstinence“. The CineMafia hasn’t done anything newsworthy lately. Vanna White is still as lovely and talented as ever. There is no confirmation or denial of my status of becoming the Hobo Party candidate for President.
It is for these reasons that I have decided not to write a blog entry for today. I am sorry that there is nothing for you to read today and nothing for you to comment. I am confident things will change tomorrow.
NOTE: A special apology is in order for David, who I know was looking forward to read something I was going to blog about today.