Campaign Photos Wanted

Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.

It has come to my attention that I have no pictures of me from the campaign trail.  I am asking anybody who has taken pictures of me to please send a copy to my campaign.  In return, I will give you credit for the picture on the blog and I will also sign a copy of the picture you send in.  I would also like video clips of the campaign.  (Unfortunately, I cannot sign video clips, but I will send an autographed picture.)

The Assisted Suicide Debate

I am struggling with the “assisted suicide” issue.  I am not concerned because I need assisted suicide.  I am smart enough to commit suicide without help.  This for the people who are not smart enough to kill themselves and need help.

Here is why I am having a difficult time with this issue.  On the one hand, if somebody is too stupid to commit suicide without help, they should live with their stupidity.  On the other hand, we really need to skim stupidity out of the gene pool.

I would like to hear what your position is on assisted suicide.  After all, Ahmnodt Heare for you.

The Results are In

Last month I had a poll asking whether I should still run as an Independent or if I should start my own party.  The people have spoken:  50% of you say I should remain an Independent and 50% of you say I should start my own party.  This means I get to break the tie.  I decided to flip a coin.  Heads would mean I would start a new party and tails would mean I remained an Independent.  It came up heads.

I was mulling over the names I could use for the party.  Here are a few of the names I rejected:

• The “Vanna White Party” – As wonderful an honor it is to serve as the Presidential candidate in the Vanna White Party, I am not too sure too many Americans would join a party with Her name.  Plus there is the cost of changing all the stationery and signs one the unthinkable happens and we are no longer blessed with Her presence.  “vannawhitememorialparty.org” is too long to type.
• The “Toga Party” – While I want the party to capture the atmosphere of a toga party, I want the image of the party to be more than drunks wearing bedsheets.
• The “Ahmnodt Heare Party” – While I would have no problem being in a party named after me, it would be too much pressure for candidates who would want to run as an Ahmnodt Heare Party candidate.  People would expect the other candidates in the party to be as lovable as I am, and that would be too much of a burden for many people.

The name I have chosen for the party is the “Oudda-Heare” Party.  It is named for two of the most influential people in my life, my mother and father.  Ged Oudda and Robert Heare are responsible for making me who I am, and I blame thank them.

In the near future, I will have information on how to join the Oudda-Heare Party.

2009 Predictions

What are your predictions for 2009? I predict the following:
1)Ahmnodt Heare will be a household name in 2009. The campaign is starting to steamroll and I am averaging almost 100 hits a day on my blog.
2)Barack Obama will resign from the Presidency so he can join a singing group similar to “Boys to Men.”
3)Perez Hilton will be named “Fashion Czar” and the government will tell us how to dress.
4)The Detroit Lions will win a game. Maybe 2.
5)Part of a bi-partisan health care bill will include a provision for people to sell organs to help pay for medical bills.

Today’s Blog Entry Cancelled Due to Snow

The desk where Ahmnodt Heare likes to blog is covered in snow.

Due to inclement weather, Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare will not be posting a blog entry today.  He claims that it is snowing over one inch per hour and that the computer gets covered with snow before he can finish a blog entry.

I think some people will do anything to get out of entering a blog entry.  Blogging is not always easy, but when you are running for president of the United States, you have to blog through blizzards and “Jonas Brothers Hour” tributes on the radio.

America will be expecting a blog entry tomorrow.  We don’t want to hear that you have a “tummy ache” or that the dog ate your blog.

Ahmnodt Heare “Sexiest Man Alive!”

I am deeply honored to be named “Sexiest Man Alive” in the Polish magazine, Ważne Ludzie

Ahmnodt Heare was named "Sexiest Man Alive" by Polish magazine Ważne Ludzie

I would like to thank all the fine people of Poland for choosing me as Sexiest Man Alive.  I did not know I was nominated.  Ahmnodt Heare dla Polski. Ahmnodt Heare dla Ciebie.

10000 Supporters and Growing!

The Ahmnodt Heare for President is pleased to announce that over 10,000 people have visited this website since Valentine’s Day.  2,000 visitors came through Alpha Inventions.  1,000 came searching for Julian Beever’s amazing 3-D artwork.  The rest of you came looking for a president who thinks like you do.

It took me eight months to get to 5,000 hits.  Thanks to the tireless efforts of some of my supporters and my celebrity endorsers, The next 5,000 came in only two months.  Together, we can get more people to support the campaign.