A Painful Reminder

There are people who want to be like me.  While I am deeply honored, being like me is not for anybody.  Not because I do bad things, but the stress of doing things as well as I do can be stressful.  Some people have died trying to be like me, and that thought gnaws on me.

I was reminded of this tragic fact while checking the spam filter from this blog.  It was an advertisement for erectile dysfunction drugs.  Every time I see an ad for erectile dysfunction drugs, I think of the poor men who died from heart attacks because they wanted to be like me.

Don’t let electile dysfunction let you down.  Pleasing women is hard for men with erectile dysfunction, but they can lick it.

Vote Early and Often

Many states have allowed early voting.  Many Americans will vote by November 4.  If your state allows early voting, go to your voting station tomorrow morning and write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for President.  In case you need to remember how to spell my name, remember these anagrams for my first and last name.

Ahmnodt – A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters

Heare – Horny Elephants Are Really Erotic

Remember that spelling counts.  May the best candidate I win.

Debate to be Blogged in Real Time

I will blog my responses to the questions at tonight’s debate.  You will be able to see why I am the best candidate for President.

A New Direction

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare/2008/10/12/A-New-Direction

The link above is a recording of the radio show I hosted last night.  I talked about my responses to the Belmont Debate questions, the Wall Street debacle, and hockey moms being booed in Philadelphia.

Wow!

http://www.click2houston.com/investigates/17671375/detail.html

Over 6,000 dead people have registered to vote in Houston this year. As more people register post-mortem, the Ahmnodt Heare campaign picks up steam.

If the media ever got around to ask the deceased, they would overwhemingly say Ahmondt Heare because I have been the only candidate campaigning in cemetaries.

Ahmnodt Buys 30-Minute Ad

I have bought a 30-minute infomercial ad that will air on October 24 at 8PM Eastern. Stations that will air the ad include:

CBC – Yukon and Northwest Territories
WLOL – Laughingstock, TN
Polish TV4 – Gdansk, Poland

Home and Garden Channel – Sydney and Melbourne, Australia (shown one hour later in Hot Alice Springs)

Now Sarah Palin is Copying Me

The McCain campaign claimed yesterday that VP candidate Sarah Palin’s e-mail was hacked into.  I don’t know how to break it to them, but it happened to me first. 

Whether it’s people hacking Palin’s computer or Obama campaigning through Europe, the two parties have shown that they are unoriginal and that neither would have a successful campaign if they didn’t plagiarize from me.

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.  and Ahmnodt Original,