Ridenbaugh Press » Spokane’s Iraq revolt

Ridenbaugh Press » Spokane’s Iraq revolt

Spokane would be the perfect place to pitch my foreign policy message. The Republicans there want out of Iraq and with there relative proximity to Canada, it would be a good place for the “9-5″ war on Canada with the troops coming home for dinner every night. This will keep morale high.

Foreign Policy

As I stated in the last debate I wasn’t invited to, I would pull our troops out of Iraq and into Canada. I won’t elaborate further as I have already written the how and why. As Commander-in-Chief, I would maintain a consistent foreign policy of peace (once we teach Canada a lesson.)

Manitoba Campaign Trip

I will be flying to Winnipeg today for a two-day campaign stint. This might be the first time somebody has ever gone outside the country to campaign for President of the United States, My strategy is that since America is the leader of the “Free World,” people outside the United States have a vested interest in who our next president is.

There are concerns about how Canadians will react to my foreign policy. I will offer Canada a chance to undo its deeds. I will show that I can work towards a peaceful solution with Canadians. I will sign an executive ordering returning the Phoenix Coyotes to Winnipeg for the 2009-10 NHL season. I will let the fine people of Montreal vote on whether they want the Expos back.

All I ask is they take William Shattner, Celine Dion, and Anne Murray back and make sure they never step on American soil again.