People are Strange

We complain that our elected officials have no connection with the middle class.  Maybe that’s because we don’t elect people from the middle class.  We vote for the people who spend the most money.

We want change, but we keep re-electing the same people over and over again.

We want freedom, but we keep telling legislators that “they’re ought to be a law.”

We want real news, but we can’t get enough of the “bimbo du jour.”

I may not know much, but I know the best person to represent the middle class is someone from the middle class.  You don’t change anything by keeping things the same.  How many more laws do we need?  There’s over 1,000,000 laws already.  Since the news stations are obsessed with sex stories, I get my news from The Onion or The Spoof.

On November, please write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for President.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Write-In Candidate for President

Volunteers Wanted

If you want to make a difference in American Politics, then I am that man who can make real change.  I’m not going to ask you to give money or to get an “Ahmnodt Heare” tattoo. All I want is for you to put the link below on your website or in your blog.

http://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com

I thank you in advance for your help.  Remember, Ahmnodt Heare for America… Ahmnodt Heare for you.

What Ahmnodt Heare Must do to Show He can be President

Ahmnodt Heare must be able to show that he can lead America and he is not just another suit with good ideas.  He must be able to prove to Americans that his platform can get results that will benefit Americans.  He must show that he can make change like he said he could, especially change of a dollar.  Making change of a dollar is the first step in understanding the economy.

Agent of Change

America needs change. I have experience being that agent of change. The two years I worked at Hobbledale General Store in Hobbledale, VA has taught me how to make change.

Change gives people more options. People can split a dollar evenly and legally with change. Many laundromat washers and dryers will only take change. Toy vending macines in front of supermarkets do not accept paper currency. Without change, you are limited to making transactions with those who accept dollar bills.

If you want change, I have the experience. Whether you want four quarters, 100 pennies, or three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel, I can give you that change.

If you’re one of those “flat-bill” people, you can change. And I can give you that change.