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Something is not Right

I have to be careful when talking about Disney.  I don’t want to give the impression that they are the CineMafia.  I don’t want to go after them too often because they did endorse my campaign.  However; it is important to do the right thing as often as possible.  This is especially true when the chances of getting caught are great.
Friday night I was watching television with my daughter Patricia.  I figured the perfect channel to watch with one’s child is a channel that calls itself the “Family Channel”.  At 7:00PM was the show, “That 70’s Show.”  The cable guide said it was rated “TV-14”.  The show contains sexual innuendo and drugs.  This is inappropriate for a six-year old.  I was so angered that ABC/Disney tried to pass “That 70’s Show” as family entertainment that I wrote my senators, my congressman, President Obama, Disney Inc., and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.  Although I cannot prove that the Canadians had anything to do with this, it would not surprise me that they would sneak to this level.  William Shatner mocking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin does not do anything to warm relations between Canada and the United States.
Patricia and I ended up watching my UFC Championships DVD because there wasn’t family oriented programming on the Family Channel.

I have to be careful when talking about Disney.  I don’t want to give the impression that they are the CineMafia.  I don’t want to go after them too often because they did endorse my campaign.  However; it is important to do the right thing as often as possible.  This is especially true when the chances of getting caught are great.

Friday night I was watching television with my daughter Patricia.  I figured the perfect channel to watch with one’s child is a channel that calls itself the “Family Channel”.  At 7:00PM was the show, “That 70’s Show.”  The cable guide said it was rated “TV-14”.  The show contains sexual innuendo and drugs.  This is inappropriate for a six-year old.  ”Viewer Discrection is Advised” does not equate to family values.  I was so angered that ABC/Disney tried to pass “That 70’s Show” as family entertainment that I wrote my senators, my congressman, President Obama, Disney Inc., and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.  Although I cannot prove that the Canadians had anything to do with this, it would not surprise me that they would sneak to this level.  William Shatner mocking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin does not do anything to warm relations between Canada and the United States.

Since there wasn’t family oriented programming on the Family Channel, Patricia and I ended up watching my UFC Championships DVD .

Ahmnodt Heare for You

Any candidate can run for office based on a bunch of “core values.”  These values often get ignored once the candidate gets elected.  George H.W. Bush ran for president with the promise not to raise taxes.  He broke that promise and lost in a bid to get re-elected to Bill Clinton.  George W. Bush ran on the premise of not intervening in the affairs of other countries.  He broke that promise, but was re-elected for two reasons:

  • Americans love war – Americans love blowing things up and bloodshed.  This is especially true when the stuff being blown up is not theirs and blood being shed is that of foreigners.
  • John Kerry scares children – If you are going to go through life looking like Herman Munster, the least you can do is to have a sense of humor so children become less scared.  John Kerry fails at this.  I am a grown-up, but if I was stuck in an elevator with him, I would probably be hyperventilating or crying.

I am running for President.  I am not running as some sort of “macho trip” as some of my critics claim.  I am running because I have a vested interest in saving America.  I want to make America a better place for you and your family.  I want to help you so much that it has become my slogan.  “Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.”

For those new to my campaign, I am running on two major issues, but I have plans for just about every issue.  My major issues are making entertainment affordable by fighting the Cinemafia and saving America from its most dangerous threat – Canadian infiltration  These are my core values.

Thank you for stopping by and reading my blog.  Please tell all of your friends and half of your enemies about my campaign.  Have a good day. :)

A Couple of Differences

I am still at the Ashram and will be here for another week.  Finding time to sneak off the commune and blog is difficult.  I am getting used to being here, but there are a few differences.

  • The people here like Deepak Chopra.  I like a Six-Pack while watching Oprah.
  • While we both hate the Cinemafia, they hate all movies (though a few people like “Bollywood” movies, whatever that is.)
  • I do not find yoga to be relaxing.  I have a difficult time getting from one position to another.  I often find myself in the fetal position after the yoga class.
  • I have a hard time putting on a robe.  I have a harder time taking off my robe.  I find it almost impossible to take a robe off a woman here.
  • They eat blackberries.  I talk and text on a Blackberry.

They are pretty nice people (except for the guards with the guns.)  I enjoy the reciting of the sayings of Yogi Berra.  Yesterday’s saying was “If you don’t know where you are going, you might not get there.”  Yogi Berra is an enlightened man.

My Mexican Counterpart

I am pleased to see others running for office with a platform similar to mine.  One such candidate is running for President of Mexico.  She wants to clean up the CineMafia in her country as well as similar plans like planting apple trees throughout Mexico as part of her health care plan.

Noes Toiaquí and I both started out from nowhere.  But as people have grown weary as business as usual, people are looking for people like Noes and me to change things.  Together, we can make things better for North America.

I Challenge Rush Limbaugh

I challenge radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh to a series of debates.  One will be on foreign policy, one will be on the economy, and there will be two debates on topics Mr. Limbaugh chooses to discuss.

It is time we have a serious discussion of the issues that affect Americans the most.  We  have a huge problem with the Cinemafia.  There are troops in Iraq and Afghanistan while our borders with Canada and Mexico remain porous.  We still celebrate Columbus Day even though Christopher Columbus never set foot on American soil.  Yet we ignore the birthday of Vanna White, a great American who has dedicated Her life to entertaining Americans.

We can either debate the issues on Rush Limbaugh’s radio show any time between Noon and 3PM Eastern or we can debate on my show on Sunday Night between 9 and 10PM Eastern.

Another Reason Why Movies Are Expensive

There were 5 commercials for movies during the Super Bowl.  This amounts to $15 million in advertising for 2 1/2 minutes of ads.  Most of these movies won’t be in theaters for a few months.  I will forget about these movies by the time they are released unless they have more ads, which will cost more money.  If they waited until just before the release date, they could have saved $3 million per movie.

Maybe it’s not so much the Cinemafia is evil as it is stupid.  They pay Tom Cruise $31 million for every movie he appears in.  I would do 20 movies for $31 million.  The problem with the economy (aside from the Cinemafia) is that the only spending cuts companies are making are in payroll.  They are either cutting hours, pay rates, or jobs.  They still buy company t-shirts, coffee mugs and other crap that most employees don’t really care for.  They know that knick-knacks cost less than money.  As president, I would put a ban on company knick-knacks and force them to either pay more or hire more.

The Recession and Why I am Fighting the Cinemafia

I have been hearing people complain about the high price of entertainment for over a year. I made this video to show people how quality movies could be made and how it would lead to lower ticket prices.