This is my first time seriously campaigning since the infamous brownie incident in Louisville last month. Unfortunately, I had lost some ground. It seems that too many people are content on voting for John McCain or Barack Obama.
I am told that I am a “good fellow”, that my heart is “in the right place”, and I “have a few good ideas.” I am also told that these are “serious times” and we need a “serious leader” with “a chance” of winning.
Why are the Democrats and Republicans the only parties with “a chance?” They are the causes of all of America’s ills. Every failed policy in the last 100 years has been authored by Democrats and Republicans. Do you want to give them another chance?
On the bright side, I did do some campaigning at maternity wards to the newborns for my 2028 campaign. They all seemed to like my ideas. There was one baby who cried, but only because she pooped in her pants.
Don’t forget my show on Sunday is the Christmas Special. 10:00 Eastern, 9PM Central on http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare .











