President of Saguache County, CO

A bunch of absentee ballots have been counted and Ahmnodt Heare has won a plurality of votes in Saguache County, Colorado.  The counties Barack Obama won were blue, the counties John McCain won were red, and the counties Ahmnodt Heare won (Saguache County) were white.  (Map from newsmax.com.)

Final Vote Tally for Saguache County:

Heare 475

McCain 461

Obama 397

A Letter to Barack Obama

I would like to congratulate you for winning the election.  I tried to give you a congratulatory phone call like the other opponents, but I do not have your phone number.  If you need any help implementing my platform, please feel free to call me at your convenience.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President 2008 and 2012

P.S.  Please do not call me at 3AM.  Since I will not be President, there is no reason for me to answer the phone at that time.

Upcoming Radio Shows

UPDATE – 10/31/08:  NOTE: DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND MY CONTROL, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HOST MY RADIO SHOW UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE…

I am resuming my radio show at its new time: 11:00PM Eastern on Saturday.

	Segment	Description	Keywords	Category Maturity	Date Duration
	[320232] ELECTION SPECIAL	This is the last show before the Election. I will review my campaign as well as take calls from the listening audience.	campaign, election 2008, Democrats, Republicans, Obama McCain	Comedy Everyone	11/1/2008 11:00 PM 60 Minutes
	[320237] 2012 Election Campaign Kickoff Special	Independent Candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare will formally announce his intent to run for President for the 2012 elections.	campaign, Election 2012, politics, Democrats, Republicans	Comedy Everyone	11/8/2008 11:00 PM 60 Minutes

September Polling Numbers

While many polls are currently showing Barack Obama leading in the polls, the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign noticed a serious flaw with those polls:  Ahmnodt Heare was not mentioned as a candidate.  In the polls which include Ahmnodt Heare, the Independent Heare leads by a comfortable margin.  He has a huge margin among certain voting segments:

Hearing Impaired Prostitutes:  Heare 75% Obama 13% McCain 10%

Chess Players with Steriods addiction: Heare 68% McCain 15% Obama 7% Barr 6%

Actors who have played as extras in Science Fiction movies:  Heare 87% McKinney 10% McCain 2%

Deceased: Heare 58% Obama 39%

People who know somebody in Togo: Heare 63% Obama 15% Baldwin 14%

Come on Oregon!

It looks like I will not be getting any delegates from Kentucky. I am hoping that I can get some from Oregon. It doesn’t matter which party. If you’re in Oregon and you haven’t voted yet, please go vote now and write in “Ahmnodt Heare” in either the Democratic or Republican Primary.

For Your Listening Pleasure

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare/2008/03/17/Ahmnodt-on-the-Issues

It was one of my first radio shows. I gave details about my platform and the issues of the day.

Schedule – May 17 and 18

I am trying something different this weekend.  I am staying in Lexington tonight and relaxing with some supporters.  Tomorrow and Sunday, I will travel through Kentucky where the wind takes me.  I will stop in places to talk with people about the issues.  Whether it is a customer in a diner wondering about jobs or a stripper in a dance club wondering where her next fix is going to come from, I will be there to listen.  I will give the best advice I can give and offer encouragement.