Why I Didn’t Campaign in Guam

The reason why I didn’t campaign in Guam is because it was too far out of the way and too close to the Indiana and North Carolina Primaries. I am sure the fine people in Guam would have liked my initiative to have them vote for the President of the United States. As I have stated previously, the President of the United States is considered the leader of the free world. And everybody in the free world should be entitled to choose its leader.

The problem is a little worse in Guam (and Puerto Rico, Palau, and other U.S. territories). The citizens of these commonwealths are United States Citizens, yet they can’t vote for the President and they can’t have representation in Congress.

Viajaré a Puerto Rico en dos semanas y haré campaña allí. Dejaré a la gente fina allí que haré campaña para que la su derecha vote por el presidente de Estados Unidos y por la representación en congreso. (I will travel to Puerto Rico in two weeks and campaign there. I will let the fine people there that I will campaign for their right to vote for the United States President and for representation in Congress.)

People are Strange

We complain that our elected officials have no connection with the middle class.  Maybe that’s because we don’t elect people from the middle class.  We vote for the people who spend the most money.

We want change, but we keep re-electing the same people over and over again.

We want freedom, but we keep telling legislators that “they’re ought to be a law.”

We want real news, but we can’t get enough of the “bimbo du jour.”

I may not know much, but I know the best person to represent the middle class is someone from the middle class.  You don’t change anything by keeping things the same.  How many more laws do we need?  There’s over 1,000,000 laws already.  Since the news stations are obsessed with sex stories, I get my news from The Onion or The Spoof.

On November, please write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for President.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Write-In Candidate for President

Going Home

I will be spending most of the next two weeks campaigning in my home state of North Carolina. Nothing beats going to your own house after a day of campaigning. I’ll probably swing up to Indiana for a day or two in the early part of next week. I hope I will be home before the polls close in Pennsylvania. It won’t make too much of a difference one way or another because people will vote the same way whether I am home when the polls close or in southern Virginia on my way home.

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Keeping in Touch

As a presidential candidate, it is important that I remember how I get to the White House.  It will be because voters think that I am the best candidate for President and can best relate to voters.  While I have listed my positions on many issues in the “Platform” page, I know I haven’t covered everything.  If you have any questions about the issues I stand for, please post a comment below and I will answer it as soon as I am able.

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog.  Don’t forget to tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”