Inauguration Envy

I admit it, I envy Barack Obama.  I do not know if I will be able to watch the inauguration on Tuesday.  I worked so hard campaigning and nothing to show for it.  I am going to take this envy and use positive energy.

There are only 3 years, 9 months, and 20 days until the 2012 General Election.  I invite you to read my past and future posts and to comment to any of my posts.  I also invite you to the Inaugaration in 2013 as I become the 45th President of the United States.

An Open Letter to the Electoral College (revised)

Dear Electoral Collegian:

You will be representing your state on Monday as you cast the vote that counts for president.  Instead of voting for the person you have been assigned to vote for, I would like to suggest why you should vote for me (Ahmnodt Heare) for President.

Americans want change.  Nobody has a platform with as much change as I do.  Unlike my opponents, I do not have a party to bog down my agenda.  I am the only candidate with programs to jump start the economy without using taxpayers’ dollars.

I thank you for your service and for your duty in serving in the Electoral College.  If I am elected president, I will fund the Electoral College’s sports program so it can compete with the SEC, Big 10, Pac 10, and other major conferences.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.

Leader of the Free World

This post is intended for the non-American supporters of the campaign.

I have stated in the past that if the American president is considered the “Leader of the ‘Free World’,” then everybody in the free world should be allowed to vote for president.  I was asked what about my supporters in countries that aren’t free:

If you live in such a country, feel free to overthrow your country.  I am unable to come to your country and help in the overthrow, but I wish you all the luck in the world.  I even have a lucky penny that I will part with if you feel it will help your cause.

Once you overthrow your country, you need to write the United States State Department and demand that you be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.  America is not the only free country.

And the address to mail the letter and the ballot:

Secretary of State Condolezza Rice (Hillary Clinton after 20  January, 2009)

U.S. Department of State

2201 C Street NW

Washington, DC 20520, U.S.A

Voodoo Doll

One of my opponents has decided to come out with an Ahmnodt Heare Voodoo Doll.  This Voodoo doll is supposed to make me feel pain every time a needle is stuck in the doll.  Right now, I am not feeling any pain.

I urge my supporters to buy the voodoo dolls and throw away the needles.  If my opponents’ supporters buy the dolls, it would be bad news.

I would write more about this, but I am feeling sharp pains all over my body…

My 2009 Campaign Strategy

My plan for 2009 is to target the four largest states, all of the three electoral vote states, and Rhode Island (Because it is a small state).

The four large states total 147 electoral votes.  The three-electoral votes total 24 electoral votes.  Rhode Island has 4 electoral votes.  Winning these states will give me 175 electoral votes.  This is 95 votes short of victory, but it is a start.

I will resume campaigning in England, Scotland, and Ireland in March.  I have added Australia to the campaign trail and will campaign there in April.

Some of my critics complain that foreigners can not vote for President of the United States.  I remind those critics that the President of the United States is also leader of the free world.  I will make sure their voices are heard.

The “Blogstein Bump”

I am honored to be a guest on Dr. Blogstein’s “Radio Happy Hour” show on the 18th.  He will ask me questions about my platform as well as trivia questions where I can win a prize of nominal value.  The show is from 9PM to 10:30PM Eastern Time.  I am scheduled to be on at 9:30PM Eastern.

The Campaign will benefit tremendously from the “Blogstein Bump”

An Encouraging Sign

Sometimes when I am campaigning, I wonder if my message is resonating with people.  I was deeper in doubt when the election results were announced and none of the stations mentioned my name.

I was delighted to hear the news from Derrick and Lanna Ether.  Lanna gave birth to a baby boy on Thursday.  His name is Ahmnodt Heare Ether.

I wish all the best for the Ether family and a healthy life for little Ahmnodt.

In case you want to name your child or pet “Ahmnodt”, you should know that Ahmnodt means “Traveling one’s own path.”