NOTE: This was originally published on March 7, 2008.
At 2:00 Sunday Morning, most Americans will set their clocks and watches ahead one hour. Arizona and Hawaii won’t get to participate, so they won’t lose the hour of sleep that the rest of us will. My idea for Daylight Saving Time is different. My plan calls for setting the clocks ahead five hours. Critics claim that it will be dark while we wake up, it would be light out when we left work and for the rest of the night. There would be no need for lamps after work. The only time lighting would be needed would be getting ready for work. Once I’d switch, I wouldn’t switch back. Few people can sleep 13 hours, so we’d all be waking up in the middle of the night.












A Brief Synopsis
I want to give a brief synopsis of President Obama’s speech and Governor Jindal’s response. I was originally going to give a longer reply, but I have suddenly gotten ill. If you want any further insight into how I felt after either speech, please send an e-mail to ahmnodtheare@politician.com. Please note that all submissions become the property of the Ahmnodt heare for President campaign and may be used against you in the court of law. Object is larger than appears in the mirror. That’s it for the legalese.
Neither Obama nor Jindal touched the high price of entertainment. Neither approached the affordability of my health plan. President Obama’s energy plan does not cover the breadth of my program. And I have the most comprehensive plan to stop corporate welfare.
We have a long way to go before people in office listen to my ideas. I hope it’s not too late before they get it.