25,000 is Just the Beginning!

It seems like a tremendous milestone.  It took me eight months to reach 5,000.  I reached the 5,000 plateau on October 23, 2008.  This is less than six months ago.  Since October, over 20,000 additional people have found this website.

On behalf of the staff, supporters, fans, and concubines of the Ahmnodt Heare for President Campaign, I would like to thank you for stopping by.  Please stop by ofter as the campaign continues to grow.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President

2009 Campaign Goals – First Quarter Results

1. Averaging 250 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 25,000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.
3. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
4. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
5. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

The first goal is going along smoothly.  Although the current average for 2009 is only 126, there have been a few days with over 250 hits.  I can see this being a more common occurance as the year goes by.

The second goal is interesting.  It seems that Google has removed a bunch of search results.  “Ahmnodt Heare” has 7,610 hits.  It was over 15,000 the other day.

We are halfway towards the third goal.  One problem I have discovered is that one website no longer exists.

Goal number 4 baffles me.  This has always been a goal, but it seems that women don’t want the fame and admiration associated with being an “Ahmnodt Girl.”

The last goal is going to be a bit difficult.  The media is still orgasmic with a Democrat in the White House.  If either John McCain or I were to have won the election, the media would have been looking for the Democratic replacement on January 21.

I feel optimistic about reaching all the goals by the end of June.  I may have to do the “Ahmnodt Girl” video myself.

Campaign Goals for 2009

I hit a blogging milestone the other day with my 500th post.  One of the first posts was about the goals of my campaign:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 1000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 391)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

Goal 1 – Mission accomplished. I have averaged 136 hits per day in 2009.  It would be much higher if my visits to the website counted.

Goal 2 – Mission accomplished.  As of today, there are 6,860 results for Ahmnodt Heare.  There are 7,860 results for Ahmnodt.  The reason I use “Ahmnodt Heare” as the benchmark and not “Ahmnodt” is because I figure once people find out about my campaign, they will want to name their sons “Ahmnodt“.

Goal 3 – WTF? Many problems here.  I never defined what “enough” is.  I will define it now.  It is defined as enough votes to win.

Goal 4 – We’re getting there.  I have decided that if you write a blog entry about the campaign, I will have a link to your blog.

Goal 5 – An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.  I am totally baffled over the lack of enthusiasm over this endevaour.  I thought I would be spending endless hours looking at videos trying to figure which one would be the best.  That has not been the case.

Goal 6 – This has not happened and I am sad.  However, I have been interviewed for a Pakistani website.

There is a lot that has to be done before this campaign can be considered successful.  I am confident that if I am invited to debate in 2012, that people will see the light and the election will become winnable.

October Goals

Due to pressures on the campaign trail, I haven’t been able to write my goals for a while.  Unfortunately, with limited time before the election, I have had to raise the stakes because winning this election will not be easy. 

Tell 2 45 friends.  If you do not have 45 friends, then tell 45 nice people. 

1. Averaging 750,000 unique hits per day on this website
2. 2,500,000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 4780)
3. At least 1000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 3, plus a poll for President)
4. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
5.  At least 25 national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

 

I am beginning to think you people like things the way they are.  Neither Obama or McCain would change the economy for the better.  They both  voted for the bailout package and will forever be known for approving wooden arrows when our country was in dire need.

We all have a lot of work to do.  And with the cinemafia making the price of movies so expensive, there is no need to watch movies. 

If at First You Don’t Succeed

Try, try, again.

I have decide to have a show tonight. There were a ton of issues (both technical and personal) that made hosting a show last night impossible.

“Ahmnodt 4 President” Radio Show TONIGHT 10:00PM Eastern – 7:00PM Pacific

June Goals

Independent Write-In Candidate Ahmnodt Heare will discuss his goals for the month of June as well as review May goals. Also to be discussed: His upcoming campaign through Montana, South Dakota, Washington State, and Puerto Rico.

Call-in Number: (347) 945-7487

Show Postponed Until 11:30 Eastern

I will be reviewing my May Goals and setting new goals for June.  Details my my campaign trip through South Dakota, Montana, Washington State, and Puerto Rico will be discussed.

A Look Back at April Goals

The following are some goals I had set for the campaign for the month of April:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website. (Way off – Currently averaging 20.3 hits per day.)
2. 2500 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 4780)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican). This includes winning Puerto Rico.
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 3, plus a poll for President)
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.

6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

April started off well, but between technical problems with my show and “Obama traffic”, the month fizzled. To get the hits, everybody must remember this: