I think God spent six days creating the Earth. God could have created it in six seconds if he wanted to, but he wanted to send a message.
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God, being the good American that he is, would want the best American to be president. After thinking it over, the best American running for president is a toss-up between Kat Swift and Ahmnodt Heare. I would like to think God wants me to be president.
God lets people suffer so that they can appreciate good times when they come. That and there are a lot of mean people in power.
When I have a difficult decision in life, I ask for God’s help. And if God doesn’t help, I ask help from Bobby the Bookie or from a psychic. When that doesn’t work, I just do it and deny it later.
I will respond to readers’ e-mails and messages. Sometimes, I will post the messages and my replies in posts. I will even post and reply to letters not favorable to the campaign.
Jenny Tailia from Mansfield, OH wrote:
“You say that ‘Life begins at 40′. As somebody who is pro-life, I find your position disgusting. Life begins at conception. And if there is a God, He will give you a front row seat in Hell! You are an evil person!”
Jenny,
I hate to disappoint you, but God loves me. The Bible even says so. I find it odd that I am more passionate about women’s issues than you are, and I’m not a woman. I hope you remember my position when your teenage son tells you he got his girlfriend pregnant. The stress on your body will be overwhelming. Thank you for reading my website and I hope you support my campaign.
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare
Independent candidate for President
