40000!

I reached my 40,000th supporter the other day.  I would have mentioned this sooner, but I have been busy.  Below are some of the possible reasons in the spike of supporters in recent days:

• Saguache County Support Base Swells upon my Arrival – I doubt this is the case because the percentage of people who were happy I am in Saguache County is no higher than the percentage of people who voted for me.
• Obama Supporters are Weary of Obama – While I have seen people who voted for President Obama become critical of his health care plan, I have seen none of his supporters advocating mine.
• McCain supporters See no Future for Republican Party –  Republicans seem to be like a punch-drunk spouse.  No matter how many times Republicans say they will cut spending and never do, the flock of grassroots Republicans believe they will cut spending the next time.
• People are Bored – If that was the case, I’d have 40,000,000 supporters by now.
• Subliminal Messages – I don’t know how to do that.  Besides, I believe in a more overt approach.  ”VOTE FOR AHMNODT HEARE!”

While I figure out the reasons for the unexpected spike in supportership, I would like to thank everybody for supporting me.  Election Day is only 38 months away.

2009 Predictions

What are your predictions for 2009? I predict the following:
1)Ahmnodt Heare will be a household name in 2009. The campaign is starting to steamroll and I am averaging almost 100 hits a day on my blog.
2)Barack Obama will resign from the Presidency so he can join a singing group similar to “Boys to Men.”
3)Perez Hilton will be named “Fashion Czar” and the government will tell us how to dress.
4)The Detroit Lions will win a game. Maybe 2.
5)Part of a bi-partisan health care bill will include a provision for people to sell organs to help pay for medical bills.

Health Care – Controling Costs or Expanding Service?

I am for cutting costs.  I believe in my “Apple a Day” program.  It will make expanding services unnecessary because by eating an apple a day, everybody will be healthy and not need health care.

Is Health Care a Right or a Responsibility?

It is neither,  It is a priviledge,  Nobody had health care in 1800.  Why should anybody automatically have it now?  If we gave health care in 1800, maybe some of those people would be alive today.

Would You Make Health Care a Commodity?

You Betcha!

What Will Be Your Priorities and in What Order?

Health Care – Entitlements – Energy

Health Care – I would concentrate on Health Care first.  I would mandate my “Apple-a-Day” plan.  This will save almost a zillion dollars.

Energy – All alternative methods of energy should be looked at and enacted.  I offered gerbils running turbines in houses to energize houses.  The trucks running on methane gas plan is another plan I was the first to offer.

Entitlements – I would increase the value of Marlboro Miles.  I would replace Corporate Welfare with a Corporare Work Program.

Obama Supporters – There are Mushrooms in Your Kool-Aid

I don’t see the change that Barack Obama is going to make.  I don’t see how he will get us out of Iraq by 2013, let alone 2009.  I don’t see how he is going to raise revenue to cover for all the spending he is proposing without adversely affecting the economy.  I don’t see how his health care plan is going to change things.  I don’t see how he is going to create jobs.

I’ll be here enjoying my coffee  while you’re gulping the Kool-Aid with the hallucinogenic mushrooms.  Enjoy your primary victory.  And remember what I said.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Write-In Candidate for President