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Part of my campaign’s outreach involves occasionally posting entries that are not in English.  Today’s entry is in Danish.  (En del af min kampagne’s opsøgende arbejde involverer lejlighedsvis udstationering poster, der ikke er på engelsk. Dagens post er på dansk.)

Jeg har udført nogle af mine mål, at jeg ville have sat, hvis jeg blev valgt til formand. Jeg har også fastsat tendenser, som andre præsidentkandidater havde brugt efter at jeg har en vision om at prøve først gerne valgkamp iEuropa og i Canada. Når jeg ikke fastlægges politiske tendenser, ser jeg skridt bliver lavet som et resultat af min politiske aktivisme og berømthed påtegninger.

På trods af mine resultater, jeg stadig har lang vej at gå, før jeg har en reel chance for at blive valgt. Jeg har endnu til at være på tv til en samtale. Jeg ville være i stand til at gå gennem en hel interviewet med Contessa Brewer uden drooling for at virke troværdig. Jeg er nødt til at være den første oftere. Jeg var Outfoxed af Jim Ogonowski at få afdøde personer til at registrere for at stemme.

Jeg har udrettet en masse, men det vil ikke betyde noget uden din fortsatte støtte. Det er din støtte, der giver mig lyst til at gøre vores land bedre, og det takker jeg dig.

I have accomplished some of my goals that I would have set if I was elected President.  I have also set trends that other presidential candidates had used after I have the vision to try first like campaigning in Europe and in Canada.  When I am not setting political trends, I am seeing steps being made as a result of my political activism and celebrity endorsements.

Despite of my accomplishments, I still have a long way to go before I have a real chance of getting elected.  I have yet to be on television for an interview. I would have to be able to go through an entire interview given by Contessa Brewer without drooling in order to seem credible.  I have to be the first more often.  I was outfoxed by Jim Ogonowski in getting deceased people to register to vote.

I have accomplished a lot, but it won’t mean anything without your continued support.  It is your support that makes me want to make our country better, and for that I thank you.

I reached my 40,000th supporter the other day.  I would have mentioned this sooner, but I have been busy.  Below are some of the possible reasons in the spike of supporters in recent days:

  • Saguache County Support Base Swells upon my Arrival – I doubt this is the case because the percentage of people who were happy I am in Saguache County is no higher than the percentage of people who voted for me.
  • Obama Supporters are Weary of Obama – While I have seen people who voted for President Obama become critical of his health care plan, I have seen none of his supporters advocating mine.
  • McCain supporters See no Future for Republican Party –  Republicans seem to be like a punch-drunk spouse.  No matter how many times Republicans say they will cut spending and never do, the flock of grassroots Republicans believe they will cut spending the next time.
  • People are Bored – If that was the case, I’d have 40,000,000 supporters by now.
  • Subliminal Messages – I don’t know how to do that.  Besides, I believe in a more overt approach.  ”VOTE FOR AHMNODT HEARE!”

While I figure out the reasons for the unexpected spike in supportership, I would like to thank everybody for supporting me.  Election Day is only 38 months away.

I will be taking my first vacation since I first started running for President soon.  I will be going to Blanca Fest in Fort Garland, CO and will be spending the rest of my vacation in Saguache County.  Although there is not much to do Saguache County, I feel obligated to show my graditude to the fine people of Saguache County for electing me for their president over both Barack Obama and John McCain.

I do not know why I didn’t show my appreciation sooner.  I owe the fine people another apology as well.  I have found out that I have been pronouncing the name of their county incorrectly on my radio show.  I was pronouncing it as a Spanish word (Sah-Goo-Ah-chay).  The correct pronounciation is (Saw-WATCH) as it is an Ute Indian word meaning, “Water at Blue Earth”.

I will be staying at the Hillside Hotel in Saguache.  I will leave early that Saturday for the Blanca Fest.  For those not familiar with the Blanca Fest, it is a day of tours, a Chuck Wagon styled dinner, and bluegrass music.  I want to volunteer with the Chuck Wagon dinner because I want to make sure that senior citizens are getting the real Chuck Wagon and not the generic.

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on race relations.

Whoever crosses the finish line first wins. Everybody else loses.This is my view on race relations.

Quitters never win.  I mentioned this on my position on smoking. People seem to be hung up on race, so I practice wind sprints every day.  This approach is fine for short races.  The race for the Presidency is a marathon and has required me to use different training strategies.

To prove my point, people don’t talk about John McCain or me too often any more.  We both lost in 2008 and are considered irrelevant in the eyes of the media and most Americans.  All of the attention is on Barack Obama.  Sure, the media asks John McCain where he thinks President Obama went wrong (and they would ask me if they knew who I am), but only as a painful reminder that Barack Obama is our president.

It is still 3 1/2 years until the Presidential Election.  There will be a lot of positioning for the race for the President.  I am currently in good position by starting my campaign now and getting my name out to the public now.  It is a long race and I race best when I am in front.  I will be ready for President Obama and whoever the Republicans spew at us.  I welcome the challenge.

If you are going to the game against the Carolina Panthers this Sunday evening, eagles_fan-710826 I  need a couple of fans to hold a sign like the one in the picture.  I would advise wearing any Philadelphia Eagles attire at the game.  If you feel compelled to wear Eagles apparel at Giants Stadium, let me know and I’ll give you some “McCain – Palin” signs for you to carry around.

Dear Electoral Collegian:

You will be representing your state on Monday as you cast the vote that counts for president.  Instead of voting for the person you have been assigned to vote for, I would like to suggest why you should vote for me (Ahmnodt Heare) for President.

Americans want change.  Nobody has a platform with as much change as I do.  Unlike my opponents, I do not have a party to bog down my agenda.  I am the only candidate with programs to jump start the economy without using taxpayers’ dollars.

I thank you for your service and for your duty in serving in the Electoral College.  If I am elected president, I will fund the Electoral College’s sports program so it can compete with the SEC, Big 10, Pac 10, and other major conferences.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.