A Look Back at April Goals

The following are some goals I had set for the campaign for the month of April:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website. (Way off - Currently averaging 20.3 hits per day.)
2. 2500 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 4780)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican). This includes winning Puerto Rico.
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 3, plus a poll for President)
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.

6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

April started off well, but between technical problems with my show and “Obama traffic”, the month fizzled. To get the hits, everybody must remember this:

TheSpoof.com : Paul supporters now see Heare as their candidate funny satire story

TheSpoof.com : Paul supporters now see Heare as their candidate funny satire story.

This is a well written article and would have gotten more readers if it wasn’t for the mainstream media’s obsession with Eliot Spitzer. He is soaking up the attention because he is media whore. The millions of people who would have normally been surfing the cable news channels finding highlights of my campaign speech instead got perpetual coverage of Eliot Spitzer.

The public missed the chance to hear highlights of the speech I gave to the Virginia Librarians’ Association entitled, “Dewey, or Don’t We.” They appreciate people who will organize government the way Dewey organized libraries.

The public is invited to attend a rally hosted by the Night Owls today at 12:00 Noon at Harry’s Bar and Grill in Hatch Mills.

Attention - Media and Organizations Requesting a Speaker

If you are a member of the media and you are looking for an interview request, email me ahmnodtheare(at)politician.com with “Interview Request” in the subject.  If you would like me to speak at your organization, email me ahmnodtheare(at)politician.com with “Speaking  Request” in the subject.  If you’re a hottie and you would like to be First Lady, email me ahmnodtheare(at)politician.com with “First Lady” in the subject*.

* First Lady would only require marriage if I am actually elected president.   Otherwise, it will be hedonistic sex.