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We complain that our elected officials have no connection with the middle class.  Maybe that’s because we don’t elect people from the middle class.  We vote for the people who spend the most money.

We want change, but we keep re-electing the same people over and over again.

We want freedom, but we keep telling legislators that “they’re ought to be a law.”

We want real news, but we can’t get enough of the “bimbo du jour.”

I may not know much, but I know the best person to represent the middle class is someone from the middle class.  You don’t change anything by keeping things the same.  How many more laws do we need?  There’s over 1,000,000 laws already.  Since the news stations are obsessed with sex stories, I get my news from The Onion or The Spoof.

On November, please write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for President.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Write-In Candidate for President

The money bomb scheduled for the 31st has been canceled due to the fact that April has only 30 days.

I have decided that I will start a stocks and securities company.  As soon as I get it started, I will ask Washington and the Federal Reserve to bail me out.