People are Strange

We complain that our elected officials have no connection with the middle class.  Maybe that’s because we don’t elect people from the middle class.  We vote for the people who spend the most money.

We want change, but we keep re-electing the same people over and over again.

We want freedom, but we keep telling legislators that “they’re ought to be a law.”

We want real news, but we can’t get enough of the “bimbo du jour.”

I may not know much, but I know the best person to represent the middle class is someone from the middle class.  You don’t change anything by keeping things the same.  How many more laws do we need?  There’s over 1,000,000 laws already.  Since the news stations are obsessed with sex stories, I get my news from The Onion or The Spoof.

On November, please write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for President.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Write-In Candidate for President

A Listing of “Ahmnodt Heare” Stories on “The Spoof”

Ahmnodt satire, parody, news search

Now all the stories about the campaign are neatly kept together for easy access. Just type in “Ahmnodt” in the search box and all of the stories The Spoof has covered about the campaign will show.  Special thank to the writers and editorial staff of The Spoof for giving the campaign much needed exposure.

TheSpoof.com : Paul supporters now see Heare as their candidate funny satire story

TheSpoof.com : Paul supporters now see Heare as their candidate funny satire story.

This is a well written article and would have gotten more readers if it wasn’t for the mainstream media’s obsession with Eliot Spitzer. He is soaking up the attention because he is media whore. The millions of people who would have normally been surfing the cable news channels finding highlights of my campaign speech instead got perpetual coverage of Eliot Spitzer.

The public missed the chance to hear highlights of the speech I gave to the Virginia Librarians’ Association entitled, “Dewey, or Don’t We.” They appreciate people who will organize government the way Dewey organized libraries.

The public is invited to attend a rally hosted by the Night Owls today at 12:00 Noon at Harry’s Bar and Grill in Hatch Mills.

On to Mississippi!

The cable news networks are going to regret not paying more attention to Mississippi sooner.  Volunteers will participate in our “Midnight Madness” campaign tonight.  Starting at Midnight and lasting all night, the campaign’s volunteers will go door-to-door spreading the message of Ahmnodt Heare.  Mississippians will know “Ahmnodt Heare” all night long!

We will be doing “Midnight Madness” events every night in Pennsylvania starting on Wednesday.