President of Europe

“Ahmnodt Heare for America Europe.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.”

This is Europe’s chance to vote for me for leader of the “free world.”  If elected, I will get the entire free world united on things like foreign policy and the CineMafia.  I can get a lot done with a little or a little done with a lot.  This is how I show my flexibility.

When you vote for President of Europe, write in, “Ahmnodt Heare.”

State of the Campaign

We will vote for the President of the United States in 41 months and 3 days.  You are probably as disheartened as I am that although the talking heads are talking about potential candidates for President, the name “Ahmnodt Heare” is not being mentioned in the mix.

Here is my plan for the 2012 election:  Tell two people* about my campaign every month.  Make sure you tell the people you talk to that they tell two people every month.  Once people they tell tell two people, etc. over the next 41 months, then 268,435,456 people will know about my campaign.  Fewer than half that many people voted for all candidates for president in 2008.

Telling two people a month shouldn’t be too difficult.  And if only half of the people you tell vote for me, I will still have 134,217,728 votes.  This will be the most ever for any candidate for any office in American history.

* – Two people who have never been told before.

Why I’m Running for President

Some people might say I am setting my goals too high, but I’m not one of those people.  I see a Congress that is more than willing to save big business from failing but does nothing for small businesses like the nudie bar down the street from me.  I see a congress that wants America’s youth to volunteer while the only volunteering they have done is volunteer to  give themselves raises.

I see a president who says he wants to help the average America, but has done nothing about the affordability of going to a movie.  Movie prices have increased here recently as well as the price of refreshments.  I see a president who says he wants to fight terrorism, but has done nothing to prevent the likes of William Shattner and Anne Murray from infiltrating our country.

I see a Democratic Party that complained about “trickle-down” economics, but gave trillions to failed businesses with none of that money trickling down.  I see a Republican Party that claims to be fiscally conservative, but voted to fund a “bridge to nowhere” with a GOP Congress and President to a red state with Republican senators and a Republican governor.

This is why I am running for President as an Independent:  Because I get it.  I see that small businesses and families need help as much as big businesses and the Cinemafia.  I see that prosperity cannot exist when money is taken from people trying to prosper to people who have prospered and blew the money.  I see that people want ther bridges want to go from somewhere to somewhere else.

I can’t do this alone.  (Unless I took over via a coup d’ e’tat, which I can’t because government too too much tax money for me to fund that.  Besides, somebody might get hurt.)  I need your help and I will need your vote.  Because somebody has to look out for the average American.

What an Ahmnodt Heare Presidency Might Look Like

I have found a game that lets you run a country the way you want to.  My country is here.  Check it out daily as I will get to sign new legislation into law every day.

The Republic of Ahmnodt Heare is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 12%. A large private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Woodchip Exports.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ahmnodt Heare’s national animal is the arctic sea monkey, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the Oudda-Heare mynd.

The defense spending will be cut.  Spirituality will increase (mainly the Church of Vanna White)  The CineMafia will cease to exist in my country and only people who are entertaining can be called entertainers.

I Want to Help You

There are many issues for a presidential candidate to think about.  Many try to deal with issues like the economy and health care.  Others champion causes that few people try to tackle like pornography or the CineMafia.  There are also issues that are bothering Americans, but nobody is addressing.

I would like to address these issues, but I don’t know what they are.  This is why I am asking you what you feel a president should be handling, but nobody in Washington is paying attention.  You can either leave your concerns below, or if you prefer privacy, you can contact me discreetly.

For Those Who Don’t Like My Campaign

You can run against me.  U4Prez is a website where you can run for president.  You don’t have to be a 35-year American with no criminal record to set up a campaign.

I have been on that site for almost two years.  I have had a few people join my campaign from there.

I have to warn you though, you would have fo find a way to beat this.  I am known on that website as “YourFuture”.  Back when the site was started, the maximum name was ten letters.  I couldn’t be “AhmnodtHeare” and I didn’t want to be “Ahmnodt” or “Heare”,  So I decided to be “YourFuture”.

If you decide not to run for president, then at least stop by and give me a “10″.

A Call for a World Government and Ahmnodt Heare for World Leader

FT.com / Columnists / Gideon Rachman – And now for a world government.

I would like to think that my message that the election for the leader of the free world would have to include all the free countries is resonating worldwide.  Here is a poll you can take to see who should be the leader of the free world.