Beware of These People!

There are two types of people I am concerned about:  those who threaten the American way of life and those who are undermining my campaign.

These people below are threatening American entertainment and must be stopped!

Anne Murray, Celine Dion, and William Shatter are Canadian spies whose mission is to undermine the American entertainment industry and tamper with America’s last remaining significant export.

Those listed above have either stolen my campaign ideas in their campaigns or have covertly undermined my 2008 and 2012 campaigns. (Except Neil Patrick Harris, he was added because I think he’s a tad odd.)

Write to the Media!

Nothing gives a campaign a boost more than media coverage.  Sarah Palin quit her job as governor but continues to get coverage because the media wants her to be president.  If Keith Olbermann didn’t want her to be president, then he wouldn’t talk about her all of the time.

Write a letter to the media and tell them you do not want Sarah Palin or Barack Obama as your president in 2012.  Tell them you want Ahmnodt Heare for President.

MSNBC

30 Rockefeller Plaza

New York, NY 10112

Tel 212-664-4444

Fax 212-664-4426

Ahmnodt a Homewrecker

I must apologize for the damage I have caused between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston.  At the time Levi Johnston was volunteering at my campaign, I had no idea he was going to marry Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol.  Although I received no votes for President, it was not Levi Johnston’s fault.  The picture below was taken on the Palin’s lawn soon after Election Day as Levi was already gearing up for the 2012 election cycle.

Levi Johnston left a message for the Palin family.

It was this act that eventually led to the breakup of Briston Palin and Levi Johnston.  I would like to take a minute to thank Levi for his tireless effort towards the campaign.  My apologies to Tripp that he couldn’t grow up with his parents living together.

Something is not Right

I have to be careful when talking about Disney.  I don’t want to give the impression that they are the CineMafia.  I don’t want to go after them too often because they did endorse my campaign.  However; it is important to do the right thing as often as possible.  This is especially true when the chances of getting caught are great.

Friday night I was watching television with my daughter Patricia.  I figured the perfect channel to watch with one’s child is a channel that calls itself the “Family Channel”.  At 7:00PM was the show, “That 70’s Show.”  The cable guide said it was rated “TV-14”.  The show contains sexual innuendo and drugs.  This is inappropriate for a six-year old.  I was so angered that ABC/Disney tried to pass “That 70’s Show” as family entertainment that I wrote my senators, my congressman, President Obama, Disney Inc., and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.  Although I cannot prove that the Canadians had anything to do with this, it would not surprise me that they would sneak to this level.  William Shatner mocking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin does not do anything to warm relations between Canada and the United States.

Patricia and I ended up watching my UFC Championships DVD because there wasn’t family oriented programming on the Family Channel.

I have to be careful when talking about Disney.  I don’t want to give the impression that they are the CineMafia.  I don’t want to go after them too often because they did endorse my campaign.  However; it is important to do the right thing as often as possible.  This is especially true when the chances of getting caught are great.

Friday night I was watching television with my daughter Patricia.  I figured the perfect channel to watch with one’s child is a channel that calls itself the “Family Channel”.  At 7:00PM was the show, “That 70’s Show.”  The cable guide said it was rated “TV-14”.  The show contains sexual innuendo and drugs.  This is inappropriate for a six-year old.  ”Viewer Discrection is Advised” does not equate to family values.  I was so angered that ABC/Disney tried to pass “That 70’s Show” as family entertainment that I wrote my senators, my congressman, President Obama, Disney Inc., and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.  Although I cannot prove that the Canadians had anything to do with this, it would not surprise me that they would sneak to this level.  William Shatner mocking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin does not do anything to warm relations between Canada and the United States.

Since there wasn’t family oriented programming on the Family Channel, Patricia and I ended up watching my UFC Championships DVD .

New York Giants Fans – Please Help

If you are going to the game against the Carolina Panthers this Sunday evening, I  need a couple of fans to hold a sign like the one in the picture.  I would advise wearing any Philadelphia Eagles attire at the game.  If you feel compelled to wear Eagles apparel at Giants Stadium, let me know and I’ll give you some “McCain – Palin” signs for you to carry around.

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