A Look Back at April Goals

The following are some goals I had set for the campaign for the month of April:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website. (Way off - Currently averaging 20.3 hits per day.)
2. 2500 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 4780)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican). This includes winning Puerto Rico.
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 3, plus a poll for President)
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.

6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

April started off well, but between technical problems with my show and “Obama traffic”, the month fizzled. To get the hits, everybody must remember this:

April Goals

There is less than seven months to go before Election Day. A lot of work has to be done if I am going to be elected as the 44th President of the United States. The following are some goals I have set for the campaign for the month of April:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 2500 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 1630)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).  This includes winning Puerto Rico.
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

March Goals: Halfway Point

From my February 29 Post:

There is a little over eight months to go before Election Day. A lot of work has to be done if I am going to be elected as the 44th President of the United States. The following are some goals I have set for the campaign for the month of March:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website. (Currently well off this mark with 28.3 hits per day.  Ladies, feel free to send naked videos of yourself that I can post so the numbers can be boosted.)
2. 1000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 391) This goal has been surpassed.  We are now at 1,430 results.
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).  We believe there might have been some write-ins for Ahmnodt Heare at the Mississippi Primary. 
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.   There was only one blog mentioning my campaign (http://blog.vortexoffreedom.org).  We have been written about favorably on a regular basis from http://www.thespoof.com . 
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video. See goal #1
6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable) No TV deal as of yey, but I do have my own radio show on Sundays and Thursdays from 11:00-11:30 PM EDT.

Campaign Goals for March

There is a little over eight months to go before Election Day. A lot of work has to be done if I am going to be elected as the 44th President of the United States. The following are some goals I have set for the campaign for the month of March:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 1000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 391)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

March is a long month and we have a lot to do between now and the end of the month. We have in reality only 27 days to work with, as many will observe Palm Sunday and Easter weekend. The extra day we have today in February was offset by closing down the campaign last Monday in observance of Vanna White’s birthday.

Look for the unveiling Of the new campaign, “The Atrocity of Hope” later today or tomorrow. We have a lot to do between now and Election Day. Let’s Do It!