Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

On to Pennsylvania!

With six weeks to go until the Pennsylvania Primaries, the campaign will be spending a lot of time in the Keystone State.  The campaign headquarters will be set in Allentown because it is centrally located to most of the cities in eastern Pennsylvania.  There will be a meetup at Philly Subs on Hamilton St. on Friday at 2PM.

The rally scheduled at Nay Aug Park in Scranton this Saturday has been postponed until April 12.  We will not rally in Intercourse as originally planned.  There will be a gathering in Philadelphia on Sunday at the Lincoln Financial Park parking lot.


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Ahmnodt More Popular than Jesus

According to a recent Wellington Poll, Ahmnodt Heare would win in a race for president against fellow Independent Jesus Romero de Caballo.

Heare – 53%

Romero de Caballo – 47%

Although Romero de Caballo holds a 57-43% edge among traditional voters, Heare has an overwhelming edge among the deceased, people living in England, Ireland, and Luxembourg, as well as those planning to vote more than once.

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TheSpoof.com : Paul supporters now see Heare as their candidate funny satire story

This is a well written article and would have gotten more readers if it wasn’t for the mainstream media’s obsession with Eliot Spitzer. He is soaking up the attention because he is media whore. The millions of people who would have normally been surfing the cable news channels finding highlights of my campaign speech instead got perpetual coverage of Eliot Spitzer.
The public missed the chance to hear highlights of the speech I gave to the Virginia Librarians’ Association entitled, “Dewey, or Don’t We.” They appreciate people who will organize government the way Dewey organized libraries.
The public is invited to attend a rally hosted by the Night Owls today at 12:00 Noon at Harry’s Bar and Grill in Hatch Mills.

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