Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ahmnodt Heare Involved in Accident!

Presidential candidate Ahmnodt Heare is in a local hospital following injuries sustained while trying to grab a “Hello Kitty” stuffed doll from the top shelf in a local store.  Although the extent of the injuries are known, it is believed to involve the head and the back.  More information will be given when we receive it.

March 29, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , | 1 Comment

Who Should be Ahmnodt Heare’s Running Mate?

Poll: Running Mate Candidate?

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March 29, 2008 Posted by | election, Poll | , , , , | Comments Off on Who Should be Ahmnodt Heare’s Running Mate?

A Listing of “Ahmnodt Heare” Stories on “The Spoof”

Ahmnodt satire, parody, news search

Now all the stories about the campaign are neatly kept together for easy access. Just type in “Ahmnodt” in the search box and all of the stories The Spoof has covered about the campaign will show.  Special thank to the writers and editorial staff of The Spoof for giving the campaign much needed exposure.

March 29, 2008 Posted by | campaign, satire | , , , | 1 Comment

Writing in “Ahmnodt Heare”

Many voting districts will only allow write-in votes if the candidate’s name is spelled correctly. The name “Ahmnodt” is not a common name and is often misspelled. While people would mean well by writing in “Amdnot Here”, “Ahmnot Hear”, or “I’m not Here”, these votes may not count. Here is a way to remember how to spell my name:

A Horny Man Needs Only Dolly’s Taters.

Horny Elephants Are Really Erotic

I hope this helps people when writing in my name.

March 29, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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