Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Preserving the Status Quo

North Carolina had early voting today. I am registered to vote as a Republican so I can vote in the primary. I was set to write my name in, but they now have new voting machines. I asked the poll lady how to do a write-in, and she said, there is no “write-in”, only a “none-of-the-above” option.

I can hear it now. Mitt Romney will claim those “none of the above” votes were for him.

With write-ins no longer being allowed, (whatever happened to freedom of speech? HELLO!!!) we are stuck with the posers on the ballot.  I will not give up.  I will do whatever it takes to make sure write-ins are included and Americans have the write to free speech!


May 1, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, election, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Problem with Spontaneity

I was going to host a radio show at the last minute last night.  One of my supporters had suggested it would be a good idea to show America what I am like when I am not campaigning and pandering for votes.  The show was scheduled for 9PM Eastern time.  When it came time to host the show, I was unable to unlock the switchboard to air the program.  There were three people online waiting to shoot the breeze.  It was a disappointing night for the entire campaign team.

We will try again another night, probably next week.

May 1, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Uncategorized | , , , | Comments Off on The Problem with Spontaneity


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