Preserving the Status Quo
North Carolina had early voting today. I am registered to vote as a Republican so I can vote in the primary. I was set to write my name in, but they now have new voting machines. I asked the poll lady how to do a write-in, and she said, there is no “write-in”, only a “none-of-the-above” option.
I can hear it now. Mitt Romney will claim those “none of the above” votes were for him.
With write-ins no longer being allowed, (whatever happened to freedom of speech? HELLO!!!) we are stuck with the posers on the ballot. I will not give up. I will do whatever it takes to make sure write-ins are included and Americans have the write to free speech!
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
You still have my support, for whatever it’s worth.
Sir Satire (formerly “myhat2u” on TheSpoof.com)
I should have mentioned that I voted for Ron Paul. I think he would make it easier for others to get on the ballot or to be counted as write-ins.