Save the Humpback Dolphins!
As mentioned in the radio ad, I promised Tim that I would look into the oil spill in Lake Michigan that caused considerable damage to the humpback dolphin population. I will also travel to Wisconsin to check on the children poisoned by contaminated humpback dolphin meat served in school cafeterias. I am heading there today by car and will be in Michigan tomorrow afternoon and Wisconsin on Friday.
I will take the oil Tim has cleaned up since my last visit as well as any uncontaminated Humpback Dolphin meat to Washington. I will discuss the matter at an impromptu meetings with congresspeople who like Humpback Dolphin meat. It is a delicacy in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Mongolia.
Next week, I will travel to Arizona and look into the situation concerning the crying hyenas.
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