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Quitting Cold Turkey

I decided to quit as soon as the word broke out about my addiction.  I am going to a local Phonics Anonymous meeting tonight.  Maybe with the money I will be saving, I could by some radio ads or even a TV ad. 

It reminds me when my Aunt Marlene was hooked on knitting.  I saw the changes in her and they weren’t pretty.  I made a decision never to get involved in a habit that involved needles.

I am taking it one day at a time.  With the support I have been getting, I will conquer this phonics addiction.

June 25, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, satire, scandal | , , , , ,

1 Comment

  1. You inspired me to write my masterpiece ‘Man addicted to Cold Turkey Goes Through Cold Turkey’ after reading this.

    Thanks.

    Comment by Duncan | July 3, 2008


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