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Why Tim Sharpe Would be my Press Secretary

As I posted three months ago, I started picking my brain trust for my cabinet should I be elected president.

Mr. Sharpe is not the first reporter to bring us stories about clown mutations and dual-purpose robots, he is the only journalist even mentioning it.  It was Mr. Sharpe’s journalistic excellence that brought to my attention the crisis of the humpback dolphin.   

Furthermore, Mr. Sharpe promised me that he will expose all ills of the Ahmnodt Heare administration to protect Americans.  Journalistic excellence and integrity are the reasons why I would be proud to have Tim Sharpe as my Press Secretary.


September 14, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, Platform, satire | , , , ,


  1. I accept.


    Comment by sirsatire | September 25, 2008

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