Federal Reserve – Please Bail Me Out!
My business ventures are struggling in these tough economic times. In order for me to do my part and keep the economy thriving, I need money to spend. I am losing money in my tropical igloo business as well as in Braille steering wheels. My bikini store in northern Alaska is going to close any day now. I lost a bundle in the invisible tattoo market.
I would only need $500 million to keep these businesses afloat, much less than the $85 billion used to bail out AIG. Ben Bernake, please help me!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 