Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Federal Reserve – Please Bail Me Out!

My business ventures are struggling in these tough economic times.  In order for me to do my part and keep the economy thriving, I need money to spend.  I am losing money in my tropical igloo business as well as in Braille steering wheels.  My bikini store in northern Alaska is going to close any day now.  I lost a bundle in the invisible tattoo market. 

I would only need $500 million to keep these businesses afloat, much less than the $85 billion used to bail out AIG.  Ben Bernake, please help me!


September 17, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, economy, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 4 Comments


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