Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Federal Reserve – Please Bail Me Out!

My business ventures are struggling in these tough economic times.  In order for me to do my part and keep the economy thriving, I need money to spend.  I am losing money in my tropical igloo business as well as in Braille steering wheels.  My bikini store in northern Alaska is going to close any day now.  I lost a bundle in the invisible tattoo market. 

I would only need $500 million to keep these businesses afloat, much less than the $85 billion used to bail out AIG.  Ben Bernake, please help me!


September 17, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, economy, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , ,


  1. Why is it that our nation’s leaders are allocating our tax dollars to a non-governmental entity to bailout a company most of us could care less about? Since when does failure to operate a business properly merit the pity and hard-earned dollars of American citizens? I know of hundreds of business owners who have made mistakes in running their business; and not only does no one come to their aid one iota, but because they are self-employed business owners, even in a crisis they are unable to get access to simple financial benefits such as food stamps or Medicaid (that even illegal immigrants can get) when necessary!

    Comment by bluescreenmarketing | September 17, 2008

  2. Our nation’s leaders are using tax money for a very important purpose: Your vote. Nice racket they have buying your vote with your money.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 17, 2008

  3. The truth is, unless the US government turns a profit on AIG, which is unlikely, the tax payer will pay twice, once in terms of the $85bn and the other for all the lost shares that were held by pension companies in AIG. I think eveyone will be counting the cost for years to come, someone, should take responsibility for these failures and the auditors should explain how they gave them a clean bill of health on such complex trading.

    Comment by UK Voter | September 18, 2008

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