Thank You Readers!
I would like to thank all the readers who took the time to read my responses to the debate questions as as I was writing it. I would further appreciate any comments you have on any of my positions and stances. Thank you and please consider my presidency.
The Vice-President Debate
I have decided not to participate in the Vice-President debate. I am not running for Vice-President. People wouldn’t want me to lower my standards.
The Odds of Another 9/11 Happening
I think that September 11 will happen again. Like in other years, it is located between September 10 and September 12 in the 2009 calendar.
Our Relationship With Russia
Dmitri Mededev is a bad boy. He is so bad, he makes Vladamir Putin seem like a nice guy. Maybe President Bush was able to see Putin’s soul in his eyes.
Threat from Iran
I don’t feel threatened from Iran like I do from Canada. It wasn’t Iran that sent spies like William Shattner and Anne Murray to the United States and infiltrate American society. Besides, I like Persian cats.
Would I Bring More Troops to Afghanistan?
I would withdraw troops and invade Canada instead. Canada is one of the few countries where my “9-5 War Strategy” could work logistically. And I would only attack Canada on weekdays, never on holidays, weekends, or Vanna White’s birthday.
How I Would Approach Iraq and Afghanistan
I would fly into both countries. Walking to either country would be difficult and I would have a hard time taking a speedboat there from the Eastern United States.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 