Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Raiders Coaching Job

Al Davis fired Lane Kiffin after a disappointing 1-3 start.  I am here to imform Al Davis that I am available for the coaching vacancy.  I bring an unique vision to everything I do and coaching would be no different. 

I would institute the “Flying Wishbone” – a wishbone formation in which any back can throw the ball.  Another addition would be the “Dollar Package” on defense.  The dollar package is a nose guard and 10 defensive backs.  This is ideal in a “prevent defense” situation, but I would also use it in goalline situations.

If anybody sees or talks to Al Davis, please tell him I am interested in the head coaching job.


September 30, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Saving the Hamptons (My Newest Endevour)

The Dow lost 777 points and over $1 trillion yesterday.  Many of those dollars came from people who call the Hamptons home and by people who party there on the weekends.  The latest Wall Street fall has affected the entire community.

Six year old Clarissa Hartinger has not had a violin lesson in almost two weeks.  The Bentley’s can only stay in Paris for two weeks instead of the month they normally stay.  And the Carlington’s will have to wait to get their seventh bathroom installed.  I am starting a can collection drive to help these people in crisis.

If you want to start a can collecting campaign in your area, you can reach me from the Contact tab on this website.  Together, we can save the Hamptons.

September 30, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, change, economy, election, issues, satire, Wall Street | , , , | 1 Comment


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