Raiders Coaching Job
Al Davis fired Lane Kiffin after a disappointing 1-3 start. I am here to imform Al Davis that I am available for the coaching vacancy. I bring an unique vision to everything I do and coaching would be no different.
I would institute the “Flying Wishbone” – a wishbone formation in which any back can throw the ball. Another addition would be the “Dollar Package” on defense. The dollar package is a nose guard and 10 defensive backs. This is ideal in a “prevent defense” situation, but I would also use it in goalline situations.
If anybody sees or talks to Al Davis, please tell him I am interested in the head coaching job.
Saving the Hamptons (My Newest Endevour)
The Dow lost 777 points and over $1 trillion yesterday. Many of those dollars came from people who call the Hamptons home and by people who party there on the weekends. The latest Wall Street fall has affected the entire community.
Six year old Clarissa Hartinger has not had a violin lesson in almost two weeks. The Bentley’s can only stay in Paris for two weeks instead of the month they normally stay. And the Carlington’s will have to wait to get their seventh bathroom installed. I am starting a can collection drive to help these people in crisis.
If you want to start a can collecting campaign in your area, you can reach me from the Contact tab on this website. Together, we can save the Hamptons.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 