Raiders Coaching Job
Al Davis fired Lane Kiffin after a disappointing 1-3 start. I am here to imform Al Davis that I am available for the coaching vacancy. I bring an unique vision to everything I do and coaching would be no different.
I would institute the “Flying Wishbone” – a wishbone formation in which any back can throw the ball. Another addition would be the “Dollar Package” on defense. The dollar package is a nose guard and 10 defensive backs. This is ideal in a “prevent defense” situation, but I would also use it in goalline situations.
If anybody sees or talks to Al Davis, please tell him I am interested in the head coaching job.
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