Saving the Hamptons (My Newest Endevour)
The Dow lost 777 points and over $1 trillion yesterday. Many of those dollars came from people who call the Hamptons home and by people who party there on the weekends. The latest Wall Street fall has affected the entire community.
Six year old Clarissa Hartinger has not had a violin lesson in almost two weeks. The Bentley’s can only stay in Paris for two weeks instead of the month they normally stay. And the Carlington’s will have to wait to get their seventh bathroom installed. I am starting a can collection drive to help these people in crisis.
If you want to start a can collecting campaign in your area, you can reach me from the Contact tab on this website. Together, we can save the Hamptons.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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