Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Would You Wait for a UN Resolution to Protect Israel if Israel was Attacked?

I would not wait for the United Nations for any foreign policy action I would take.  I would consult a psychic and make sure that I am doing the right thing

October 7, 2008 Posted by | campaign, debate, election, foreign policy, issues, Platform, satire | , , | 3 Comments

What Don’t You Know and How Will You Learn It?

I don’t know how to score with hotties.  I will win the Lottery and women will get over the scars on my face and the growth on my chest.

October 7, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, election, issues, Platform, satire, Uncategorized | , , | Comments Off on What Don’t You Know and How Will You Learn It?

How do you reorganize Afghanistan Strategy?

I would pull the trips out of Afghanistan and Iraq and attack Canada from 9 AM to 5PM Monday through Friday.  It’s a win-win situation.  War mongers get a war closer to home.  Soldiers get a war and get to go home to their families every night.

October 7, 2008 Posted by | Afghanistan, Ahmnodt, debate, foreign policy, Iraq, satire | , , , | 1 Comment

Should the United States respect Pakistani Sovernigty?

I would only because otherwise, a country like Togo can invade us unilaterally in a pre-emptive strike.

October 7, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, issues, Platform, satire | , , | Comments Off on Should the United States respect Pakistani Sovernigty?

What is your Doctrine for the Use of Force on Humanitarian Crises?

Don’t use force on humans and they won’t die.  More people die from war from any other activity.

October 7, 2008 Posted by | Afghanistan, Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, foreign policy, Iraq, Platform, satire | , , | Comments Off on What is your Doctrine for the Use of Force on Humanitarian Crises?

How will our economic situation affect peace?

It will bring peace sooner because weapons will soon be too expensive to build.  Sales taxes added to weapons could wipe us out before the enemy does.

October 7, 2008 Posted by | Afghanistan, Ahmnodt, debate, economy, election, foreign policy, Iraq, satire, taxes | , , , | Comments Off on How will our economic situation affect peace?

Is Health Care a Right or a Responsibility?

It is neither,  It is a priviledge,  Nobody had health care in 1800.  Why should anybody automatically have it now?  If we gave health care in 1800, maybe some of those people would be alive today.

October 7, 2008 Posted by | Afghanistan, debate, election, health care, issues | , | Comments Off on Is Health Care a Right or a Responsibility?

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