Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My Chance to Win in Connecticut

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06/09/dead-voters-still-showing-up-on-election-records-puzzling-officials/

There has been a dramatic increase of dead voters registering to vote.  I have to thank the persistance of my supporters in getting the dead vote out.  One reason why I am not doing well in polls is because the pollsters are not asking the people in the demographics I have been targeting – the deceased and the Europeans.

I will head to Europe for a few days next week and help Europeans elect me as the next leader of the free world.  Their banking crisis has been as bad as it has been here.  I will lay out my banking policy as soon as I come up with a policy.

October 9, 2008 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, election, foreign policy, issues, Platform, Poll, satire, write-in | , , , , ,

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